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Compiled by Lenwood S. Sharpe
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277-336 Contributed by “Scientist Kevin” of the Canadian Fearsome Critter Service

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BIBLIOGRAPHY
  1. Childs, Art. Yarns of the Big Woods., (Chicago: Associated Editors, 1922, 1925).
  2. Robins, J.D. “Paul Bunyan.”. The Canadian Forum. Toronto, Ontario, February, 1926, Vol. VI, No. 65.
  3. Sill, Ben, Sill, Cathryn, and Sill,John. A Field Guide to Little-known & Seldom-seen Birds of North America, (Atlanta: Peachtree Publishers, 1988).
  4. Woodman, Neal. “Pranked by Audubon: Constantine S. Rafinesque’s Description of John James Audubon’s Imaginary Kentucky Mammals.” Archives of Natural History 43, no. 1 (April 2016): 95–108.

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THIS NEW FISH HAS FUR.

        The polar trout, the only fur-bearing fish known to natural history, is the latest contribution of the arctic regions, according to John Bunker, of Northwood Center, N.H. Who returned to Boston recently after a two months' exploring trip in Greenland. He brought photographs and specimens of a strange fish, which he has called a polar trout. This peculiar denizen of the polar seas resembles a square tail trout in shape and gameness and attains ten to fifteen pounds in weight. The skin is covered with fine brownish fur, resembling the texture of mole-skin. This fur is lightly spotted with white. Bunker caught three specimens, two in a river and one in a small headwater pond about 200 miles north of Baffin Bay.

- Keowee Courier, November 12, 1913





ANOTHER HORNED RABBIT.

        J. P. Myers, who lives eight miles south of the city, was in Wichita yesterday, and was showing his friends a "freak" rabbit that he had killed on his farm, near Haysville.

        The rabbit was of the ordinary cottontail family, but had two well-developed horns, about four inches long, one on either side of the head. Mr. Myers said that he had killed several during the winter like the one he was showing yesterday.

        One man who saw the rabbit yesterday remarked that he remembered a time, not so very far in the past, when all the rabbits that were killed had horns like those on the one shown by Mr. Myers. Even if this should be true, horned rabbits are enough of a rarity during the present day to make this one quite a curiosity.

- The Wichita Daily Eagle, Februrary 17, 1904





MR. OPSAHL SEES QUEER ANIMAL.

It Haunts the Woods About His Country Place at Lake.

          A. H. Opsahl asserts excitedly that it is a surviving representative of a supposedly extinct saurian that looks like a cross between an igunana and a rocking horse, and offers to produce witnesses to the strange nocturnal proclivities of the uncanny brute that haunts the woods about his country place. Ruritania. Lake Minnetonka. The hodag is supposed to be dead. As a matter of fact "there weren't no such animal." A lot of lumbermen over in Michigan faked up a hideous looking reptile and had a picture taken of him, which the Northwestern Lumberman printed, but somebody blew the game and the hideous as an inhabitant of Dante's dread picture, proved to be a stuffed nothing in particular.

          But Mr. Opsahl swears that the Michiganders builded better than they knew. If Opsahl has not discovered a hodag he certainly has turned up some awful creature that bellows like an elephant in a rage, wallows in the swamp and grunts, jumps stiff legged from the dead grass and brush of dark nights, with its spinal projections all standing, and generally keeps people at Orono Point wondering what sort of horror has invaded their sylvan retreat.

          To come down to cases, there is a determined hunt going on from Ruritania and surrounding estates after some strange creature that has been seen and shot at a dozen times during the past winter, but which seems to bear a charmed life. Opsahl himself emptied a double load of 13 B B shot at the beast or reptile, the range being less than 30 yards in the moonlight. The shot was heard to rattle like hail on the scaly coat of the creature, which promptly emitted a sound which resembled, roughly speaking, a cross between the laugh of a hyena and the bawl of an indignant cow.

          Several parties have visited the locality during the winter in an effort to round up the strange visitor to Ruritania, but without success, the animal making its appearance only at night and preferably, it seems, on dark nights.

          "I don't know what breed this creature belongs to," said Mr. Opsahl yesterday, "but what I do know is there is nothing in the books describing him. He is scaly all over like a big fish. I have seen his scales shining in the moonlight and taken a steady shot over the bough of a tree at him. He is not in the least injured by being shot at with any sort of small arm. I tried a 35-caliber Winchester on him twice and know that he was hit, because he jumped and made for the woods as hard as he could go, bellowing fiercely. When he runs his tail is held high above his back and it has spines sticking out all along its length like an Iguana. I never could get a good look at the creature's head, but I've got a picture of it in my mind. I should like to get a photograph of this thing with a good sized camera, but its habits are nocturnal and the only picture we shall ever get will be taken after in dead."

          The prevailing opinion is that the creature which has created so much discussion it the Point is an escaped specimen from some circus or side show. No report of such an escape is remmebered, but the people who witnessed the latest "hodag" refuse to be laughed out of contenance. Mr. Opsahl takes a walk around his place every night in an effort to get another shot at the animal. He has provided himself with a 45-90 Winchester and hopes to report results within a few days.

- The Saint Paul Globe, April 20, 1903

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KEY: Bestiae (Beasts) ♢ Minuta animala (Small animals) ♢ Aves (Birds)
Serpentes (Reptiles) ♢ Pisces (Fishes) ♢  N.O.  Name Only ♢ + Felids
1, 2, 3, etc. Reference No. ♢ "( )" Latin Nomenclature ♢ "[ ]" Also Known As
Wymn. Prof. Walker D. Wyman, Tryn. Henry H. Tryon, Sudw. George B. Sudworth,
Rafin. Constantine Samuel Rafinesque (With origins in a practical joke by John James Audubon)
1, 2, 3, etc. WSN# (Wampus Society Number) ♢ © May be subject to copyright
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  1. Big-Eye Jumping Mouse (Gerbillus megalops; Rafin.) 31
  2. Lion-Tail Jumping Mouse (Gerbillus leonurus; Rafin.) 31
  3. Three-Striped Mole Rat (Spalax trivittata; Rafin.) 31
  4. Brindled Stamiter (Cricetus fasciatus; Rafin.) 31
  5. Black-Eared Shrew [Corn Mouse] (Sorex melanotis; Rafin.) 31
  6. Bluish Shrew Mouse (Sorex cerulescens; Rafin.) 31
  7. White Feet Mouse (Musculus leucopus; Rafin.) 31
  8. Blackish Rat (Musculus nigricans; Rafin.) 31
  9. Mole Lemming (Lemmus talpoides; Rafin.) 31
  10. White-Stripped Lemming (Lemmus albovittatus; Rafin.) 31
  11. Great Fox Squirrel (Sciurus ruber; Rafin.) 31
  12. Green Plover (Charadrius viridis; Rafin.)31
  13. Red-Headed Swallow (Hirundo phenicephala; Rafin.)31
  14. Tri-valve (Notrema fissurella; Rafin.) - Mollusk 31
  15. Audubon Snail (Espiphylla nympheola; Rafin.) 31
  16. Rafinesque Snail (Lomastoma terebrina; Rafin.) 31
  17. Woodman Snail (Eutrema terebroides; Rafin.)31
  18. Gamusino [Gambusino, Gambozino]
  19. Tammaro
  20. Dahu
  21. Drungo
  22. Drop Bear (Thylarctos plummetus)
  23. Farm-Raised Goanna
  24. Swamp Auger (Bird) (Terebrapalus danielcoheni; Sharpe, 2020) 28
  25. Whiffle-Buck
  26. Swamp Gaboon
  27. Barrel-Chested Frog
  28. Cockyoil Bird
  29. © House Hippo
  30. Aqualump
  31. Boont
  32. Hot-Headed Ice Borer
  33. Portland Oyster Slug
  34. Mammoth Ant
  35. Nith River Monster
  36. Parana Fish
  37. Creek-Ture
  38. Rocky Mountain Terror
  39. Popcorn Fish
  40. Detroit River Swordfish
  41. Red-Winged Coca Sucker
  42. Namaycush
  43. Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders
  44.     Saskipogo
  45. West Edmonton Mall Cockroach
  46. Ten-Legged Mice
  47. Humility
  48. Crested Basketfish (Sagenapinna obriensis)
  49. Snow Boring Lizard
  50.  N.O.  Weeje
  51. Giant Flying Vampire Toad
  52. Shamattawa Moose
  53. Tygomelia
  54. Ski Flea
  55. Wild Haggis (Haggis scoticus)
  56. Shwnidygon
  57.  N.O.  Ancient Rarustarus
  58. Bone-Head Penguin (Sphenisius demersus)
  59. Golliwotalie
  60.  N.O.  Laughing Poparina
  61. Lava Bear
  62. Red Tapir
  63. Snow-Hen ["The Chicken that Lays Hard-Boiled Eggs"]
    (Gallinaperplicatus johnrobinsi; Sharpe, 2021) 29
  64. Camelce
  65.  N.O.  Orf
  66. Cabbage Snake
  67. Poopampareno
  68. Zigmall
  69.  N.O.  Wild Coldshut
  70. Type Louse
  71. Studio-inkerus
  72. Powder Snake
  73. Split Dog
  74. Madrone Monkey
  75.  N.O.  Saw Snake
  76.     Ornithyrhychus
  77. Humpdumple
  78. © Split Rail (Alticrotch thighlongus) 30
  79. © Nearsighted Bat Owl (Invertus myopius) 30
  80. © Skia (Sasquatch yeti) 30
  81. © Silhouette Warbler (Dendroica unidimensionalis) 30
  82. © Crosscut Sawbill (Dendrochoppus forestii) 30
  83. © Long-Range Target Duck (Bombardicus concentricus) 30
  84. © Military Warbler (Plutonia pentagonus) 30
  85. Glacial Frog
  86. Whiffle Snipe
  87. Plastic Bag Jellyfish
  88. Smeet Frog
  89. Wumpus
  90. Doodle Bug
  91. Cavity Monsters [Sugar Buggers, Sugar Goblins, Rotten Tooth Fairy, Chaco Monster]
  92. Elkhare
  93. Spook Rabbit
  94. Phesalope
  95. Boot Snake
  96. Coos Bay Cow-Whales
  97. Saskipogo
  98. Icegedunk
  99. Circle Duck
  100. Cooties
  101. Whickle
  102. Wanigan
  103. Night-Time Dog
  104. Racoonigator
  105. Beavershark
  106. Skunkadillo
  107. Ski-Hoofed Mustang
  108. Tizzy-Whizie
  109. Gunni
  110. Hoot-Nanny
  111. Earworms
  112. Laly-Gag
  113. Laundry Gnomes
  114. Arizona Sand Sharks
  115. San Antonio Riverwalk Dolphins
  116. Goosepig
  117. Ball-Pit Vipers
  118. Buffalo Chicken
  119. Tundra Snake (Horriblus Alaskus)
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